Wife : Rosie engirathu yarunge??
Husband : yen..tukathil etachum olarinenaa?
athu..pandayathil naan panam kattapogum
Wife : apadiyaa..antha kuthirai mathiyanam ungeluku
patient : unga doctor,cinema doctoraa iruntavaraa??
nurse : yen apdi kekuringe?
patient : operation mudinjathum, 'packup'nu solararey?
wife : enangey...inthey veetle onnu naa irukenum...ille unge amma irukenum...
husband : ninge rendu perume kilambunge!!! velaikari mattum irukathumey
teacher : give me an example of coincident....
student : my father and my mother married on the same day..same place..same time..
Do You Have The Time A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."
"போன்ல உங்களுக்குக் கொலை மிரட்டல் விடுறவன், ஒருவேளை நீங்க ஆபரேஷன் பண்ணுன பேஷண்ட்டுகள்ல யாராவது
இருக்குமோ..?" "எனக்குத் தெரிஞ்சு அப்படி யாரும் உயிரோட இருக்கிற மாதிரி தெரியலையே, நர்ஸ்!"
மொக்கையின் மகனிடம் வகுப்பு ஆசிரியர்.. "அரையாண்டுத் தேர்வில் நல்ல மார்க் வாங்கியிருக்கே சின்ன மொக்கை.. இதே
போல ஆண்டுத் தேர்வுலயும் மார்க் எடுக்கணும்.." "அது கொஞ்சம் கஷ்டம்தான்.. அந்த வினாத்தாள் எங்க அப்பா வேலை
செய்யற அச்சகத்தில பிரிண்ட் பண்றாங்களோ என்னவோ..?"
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for
about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You
usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get
medical care." "Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed
Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
Accident aagi Hospitalil irundha yaanaiyidam erumbu kaadhil yedho solla... andha yaanai sethee poi vittadhu...
Appadi enna erumbu sonnadhu?
naan unakku ratham tharava ..?
Nurse: Operation theatrela telephone vaika vendam endru sonnen keteengala doctor.
Nurse: Adhuvum dead aiduchu